

Remember when he shaved my eyebrows and glued them back on so I looked permanently surprised? That was genius.” – Dewey Wilkersonġ8- “Why do all our art projects use tissues?” – Dewey Wilkersonġ9- “I know. If we want to honor Reese, maybe we should think about doing it his way.” – Dewey Wilkersonġ6- “Someday, when you come back, and you’re unemployed and have no place to live: you can come stay at my castle.” – Dewey Wilkersonġ7- “I do, too. He loved to smash things and destroy stuff for no reason. Reese wasn’t into helping people and doing good deeds.

They’ve got fold dancing, dream catchers, face-painting…” – Dewey Wilkersonġ4- “I just want you to know, if some crazy couple steals me and then raises me as a girl, it’s on your head.” – Dewey Wilkersonġ5- “Maybe we honor Reese the wrong way. Usually by now, he’s eating cat food off Mrs Harvey’s porch.” – Dewey Wilkersonġ0- “Cats ate her face.” – Dewey Wilkersonġ1- “And rapping grannies.” – Dewey Wilkersonġ2- “Give Reese a slice from the fuzzy side and I didn’t see a thing.” – Dewey Wilkersonġ3- “Just think what Reese would have done with it.

That was in my room.” – Dewey Wilkersonĩ- “Yeah. Now you’re no different than they are.” – Dewey Wilkersonģ- “What are you doing with my rabbit?” – Dewey WilkersonĤ- “I got a rock and a half a stick of gum.” – Dewey Wilkersonĥ- “Yeah dad, there’s always a spider on bacon day.” – Dewey WilkersonĦ- “Mom, dad, guess what? The tooth fairy came.” – Dewey Wilkersonħ- “Only snitch when asked to snitch.” – Dewey WilkersonĨ- “That’s my piggy bank. But you had a chance to show the rest of the school that you were better than Kyle and his friends. I’m the one who has to sit through the Junior Farmers meetings while everyone makes fun of him.” – Dewey WilkersonĢ- “Guys, guys, calm down… The truth is the two of you were nominated as a joke. We listed Malcolm in the Middle – Dewey Wilkerson Quotes for fansġ- “He’s too fat! You have to stop feeding him.
